RE: GeoRAM Schematic

From: John Fernandez, Jr. (
Date: 2002-12-22 00:40:12

  No Name Toilet Paper!

  A little old lady goes into the store to do some 
  She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet 

  "Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but 
can you explain
the differences in all these toilet papers?" 

  "Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is as soft 
as a baby's
kiss. It's $1.50 per roll." 

  He grabs another and says,
  "This is nice and soft as a
  bunny, strong but gentle, and
  it's $1.00 a roll." 

  Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that 
our No Name
brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."

  "Give me the No Name," she says.


  She comes back about a week later, seeks out the 
manager and says, 
  "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I 
call it John

  "Why?" he asks.
  "Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap off 

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